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"ima gassy gurl"
"ima bitch"
FROM ELLIE
*i would just like to say this once and for all.....ellie is a horrbile....*(and a bitch when it comes to my spelling abblitys)* daughter...and i know i fucked up abblitys.....fuck you ellie...
anyways
sitting on her dear ol parents bed.........having a innocent convo about of all things....yesh...harry potter...she rasied her legs and gave out the most disgusting...yet....funny......loud fart
on her parentals bed.
i know i know....unbelievable......i know i spelled that wrong ...........ellie you are still a bitch...that i know i spelled right...
so fuck off
:)
" i still love you Jerica!!!!!!!" "syke!"
ellie done started a lj war...that bitch is going down....
FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA,.....AND DONT GO ON MY LIVE JOURNAL......EVA .........AGAIAN.......
"YO bI-ATCH I GO ON YO LIVE JOURNAL WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT.....SLUT!"
OH HELL NAW... cunt.
"...." "fucking bitch.........i kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
AND ILL JUST GO AHEAD AND BEAT YO PUNK ASS AT MARIO CART YES I DUN DID IT....I SAID IT....I WILL BEAT YOU ......AT MARIO CART BRING IT
"OH HELL NAW I TAUGHT YOU I AM THE MASTER, HO .......BUT JERICA I AM GETTING SLEEPY....AND I MIGHT GO TO BED...PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME IN THE NIGHT LIKE THE WHORE YOU ARE..........."
............................FUCK. i thought you wouldve been passed out by then....damn.....fuck........oh well there will be another day when you wont catch me doing the things ive done did........
fuck yo couch..so ha................and are you sure that that wasent....gur??? i would worry about him.......yeah......im concerned........really..........imean..come on.......hes a kinky little bastard!
".....::deep thought::......" "bitch"
and this is what jerica and ellie do when we are bored out of our minds at what ever o clock in the morning it is......now its time to go and fuck gurs night up...what do you think of this plan ellie?
"i am intrigued.....what do you have in mind?"
hmmm.....maybe......
"ooo i know! we can put in his hand in cold water and he'll piss is pants......wait he's on my couch...."
damn...that was good......so nothing messy...umm......why dont we just go and write stuff on his face with make up or sumthin......no wait he'd like that............ive got nothing......
"me either....shit..................i'm a pretty pony clippity clop clippity clop....such a pretty pony clippity clop clippity clop...........i like to run and skip and play blah blah blah i can't remeber the rest of the song ever.....i think that might be the whole thing actually....hmmmmmmmmm what do you think?"
i think im entirly to sober for this....and yes thats the end of the song.....i think? ...umm...yeah.....................dot dot dot.................whop...............weeeeoooweeeoowweeeeeeeooooweeeeeeoowweeoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"ehh ehh ehh....you do good sound effects jerica"
why spankyas! i love your version of dem po-pos cars.........oh yeah..a fire truck...riiiiiiight.
"it was a fire truck horm bitch!!!!!! don't try to start shit with me ho!"
oh and there goes ellie flappin her gums like she knows sumthin sumthin...wa wa wa .....wa
" bitch i know somethin, somthin like you getting pepperspray in yo eye like the bitch the tv"
i know you had to just BRING that up....gosh.....what eva.....your still a bitch...
"no,i'm sleepy..........."
well then go to sleep..duh!!
"bitch i will!
night night hoe bag!
"peace bitch made"
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